Dante

Comment screening and anon posting.

 

So there's my wank SH.

Happy to say, you won't see me around. I'm very grateful for this being my very first roleplay, and it's gotten me through good and bad, and I have a lot of memories, mainly good here. And it hurts me deeply to have to leave.

But I don't think I could stay in such an environment, where this kind of crap is allowed. You can follow if you wish SHrpers, I only hope the best for you in the coming days.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

EDIT: Oh, and if you liked RPing with me, or my chars. Or are just sick of stupid drama and hypocritical dumbasses. You are welcome to im me for my other locations. Popenick6 (AIM) or, if a hateful email is more to your liking, psydpope@gmail.com works too.

Rabbits that cluck like chickens...

now there's something you don't see everyday.

Now, just gotta figure a way to get rid of these peeps. Besides fire, water, or changing clothes.

ugh... through some freak of mixed up paperwork, practical jokery, or just someone messing with me, i'm head of Gryffindor house.



.... that seems like a lot of work. I need to find a minion assistant to help me with the extra work.

[Filtered to Orihime]

-dragging a petrified and tied up Tatsuki-

Hey, Orihime, can you deal with your friend please. Before she gnaws off an arm to try and kill me again.

heh, outta all the crazy places demons throw me in, this has gotta be one of the craziest. Giant castle with a buncha kids in robes. SOmething about Harry Potter, Lady looks like she took a reverse growth formula, and hell, I look like I did when Trish came to visit.

Whatever, There's at least a pizza box in my office... not questioning why I have an office...


..... so.... anyone know what type of demon inhabits pizza... mine's talking to me. And it's name is Lesmond...

[Private//90%Hackable]

Heh... I think that may have actualy been a good valentines day. Amazing.

[/Private]

So Lady, how was your night~?

hey, S.A.D. people who were at the dance, ya at least have fun at the party?

shit, I have class tomorrow

-At dinner, Dante stood up at the teachers table, pointed at Lady, and yelled across the room to her-

HEY LADY, CARE PACKAGE FROM THE FACULTY!

-with that, he hurled a box held together (barely) with ducktape right in front of her on the table. On impact, the box burst open, spilling out a box of condoms, a home pregnancy test, and a book for new mothers-

((hot damn, i'm evil. BWUAHAHAHAHA))

-Is doing his best Christopher Walken dance through the hallways wearing a red suitjacket, a song seems to be following him-

( Weapon of Choice )

((for the video, watch this

So i'm back from London, with a bunch of fun muggle stuff for class. not to mention a bunch of pizzas

Classes start on monday, so if you signed up, you better damn well show up.

... Where the hell did that damn crab go anyways?

Ug, hate sunday trains. Too many annoying muggles wondering what the hell i'm doing carrying two trunks full of junk around for. 'Specialy the old ladies who keep jabbering on about their grandkids and whatever the hell else they said before I fell asleep.

... huh, still have a few of these wierd plants around the school.

Who the hell put them above doorways?

Well, whatever. I still have to collect some muggle stuff for class. Think I might take a trip to London and pick up some random stuff. Hell, might be able to find a cool guitar. I totaly wouldn't use the school expenses for buying something like that

Dante's turn. Ask your questions, and i'll answer them all with speed and win.

Well, either or. Can't have cake and it it too. Especialy if the cake is a lie.

Have at it!

huh... somehow, there's a crab in my office now. Too bad I don't have any butter, but it doesn't look like it would be very tasty.

Happy holidays to all you brats, hope the ones at home are having a blast. I'm just glad I don't have to look after you.

Orihime, got something for you as a thanks for getting my coat back...

Is there some staff party going on during christmas, or do I just get to sleep in?

So yeah, got my jacket back and cleaned it. No shirt, but whatever, I'll order in a new one when I feel like it.

Anyways kids, listen up. Sign up for my class has arrived. Gonna be posted in the school, sent through journals, etc.

( Muggle Studies Sign Up )

I'm getting pizza... to hell with christmas cookies, I want a damn strawberry sundae.

FUCK YOU PEEVES! GIMME BACK MY GODAMN SHIRT YOU BASTARD!

YOU LITTLE SHIT! When I catch you, I'm gonna seal you and a freaking TEAPOT!

NOOOOOOOOO! My jacket.... THATS IT! You crossed the line poltergiest! THIS. IS. WAR!

((yus, Peeves stole Dante's shirt. And jacket. Now angry Dante is chasing him throughout the school))

So, listen up close punks, I'm the new Muggle Studies professor, call me Dante, Mr. Sparda, professor red-coat, whatever. You wann get on my good side, I like pizza and strawberry sundaes. And I HATE having to deal with stupid problems. And clowns, I hate clowns....

Whatever, besides the point. I'll be starting classes as soon as you get back from winter break. Half semester course for now. Which means most of your mark is gonna be on the final test, cause I hate doing paperwork.

Sign up for it now, you'll never know when class's are gonna fill up~

So that Santa thing went over well. I hear Orihime really liked her present.

But... when I got back to my room... I found.. my amulet? That... that's supposed to be..- I thought it was..- .. I'm just glad to have it back.

Hey Orihime, lets meet up for christmas dinner okay?